Son of a geek software developer

A little boy, son of a geek software developer (male) is very enthusiastic about computer system and computer softwares.  But in the school semester exam he scored low marks in most of the subjects and parents were informed about his poor performance.

Now parents questioning him the reasons for the poor performance with the feedback given by each and every subject teacher.

Mother:  Mathematics teacher says, whatever she teaches you do not get anything at all. Please tell me why you are unable to understand what she teaches? I know she is a brilliant teacher who makes students score very high marks even in public exams.

Son: Mom, system does not meet the basic requirements for that particular new installation. Something wrong with the system design which I cannot help.

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Father: Son, Science teacher says, you always sleep at the class room so that you do not concentrate on the studies. Why is that?

Son: Dad, science subject is there on the time table right before my favorite Piano class which is the last subject of the day. So I make the system go to sleep mode and let it save some power so it can function really well in the piano class rather than becoming low-charged/ fully down without power.

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Mother:  Social studies and history teacher says,sometimes you vaguely looking at the other side during class time with out concentrating on the subject. What is wrong with you dear?

Son: During history class, loads of information is passed to the system and it feels really difficult handle the high load and sometimes system gets stuck. So I have to shutdown all the processes and restart the system and it takes a while.

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Father: Your headmaster says, you got in to fight with some of the class mates after school. I told you not to involve in any fight with any one. Did not I?

Son: Dad! You only taught me if any virus or any attack attempt detected, the system should fight back and make the attacker powerless then only it can function properly otherwise system will get severely damaged. They crossed my way so I fought back to protect the system.
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Mother to Father: I think I have made a mistake. I should have taken my dad’s words “Do not marry a software engineer if you want a peaceful life”

:P :)